Mi papa tiene 47 anos

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Anonymous asked: In 2000 years archeologist will find your art as it will be the only thing left after the great flamingo war that devastated millions of pineapples and it will tell the story of us. And the legacy of fucking nancy and potato john will be told to millions of children before they drift off to sleep at night.



Those poor flamingo children :c

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she wears short skirts i wear a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.

she’s cheer captain and i’m ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

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Apparently it took Antonio Banderas three hours to record the perfect take of Puss in Boots bringing up a hairball for Shrek 2. While recording his voice role in the daytime he was also performing in a Broadway musical, and his part’s octave range had to be lowered because he had strained his voice making hairball noises.

That man is a god damn professional.

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